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Hello, Catfish viewers!

Hey y’all! I’m experimenting with Twitter Ads to try to reach people who tweet about Catfish. Why? Because I want to help you!

See, Catfish may be a fun show, but it’s SO not what real online dating is like. Online dating is what you make of it; when used correctly, it should be  a means of helping you connect with real live people so you can tell if you click, and NOT a means of having long drawn out pseudo-relationships without the satisfaction of real in-person connection. Those people on that show? They’re idiots, or they’re heavily edited to look like creeper idiots, or both. Please don’t let that *entertainment program* get you down on online dating!

See? I feel so strongly that I even whined at my husband to help me make you a terrible graphic.

I’m so convinced you’ll have a better experience than those folks that I’m willing to offer you a ridiculous, massive discount on my services. If you set up an online dating profile, I’ll give you my $99 Power User package (a one-hour customized session in which I go through it with you section by section) for only $75. That discount is what I reserve for my closest pals, my inner circle, my awesome VIPs! Random people who found me on Twitter do NOT get my services for that cheap, haha.

So if you’d like to take advantage of this deal, here’s what you do!

1) Take a screenshot of the tweet by which you tracked me down. (Just ask me if you don’t know how!)

2) Send me an email with that screenshot, your phone number, and with three available time slots when you’d like to meet up.

3) Tell me in five sentences or less what you think of online dating. No judgment! <3

My liberal discounts policy

I just added a page called Discounts yesterday. And now I’m blogging about it. Why am I so eager to make you pay me *less* money? Well, I’m not, really, but I SO want you to saddle up and hire me so we can get you confidently finding love already! And if money is truly an […]

From my personal blog—I suck at Photoshop

I’m experimenting with cross-posting things from my personal blogs, just in case they might catch your interest. (Yes, you read that right, blogs: I have three. And counting. Ridiculous, I know!) If you happened to come upon my Heartographer presence because of an ad, you might recognize some of my tomfoolery with art. Anyway, this […]

The Stranger

Welcome, Stranger readers! If y’all found me because of an ad in your favorite online alternative weekly, lucky you! That means you get 15% off any services booked before the end of February, 2013. Just make sure to mention that’s how you found me! If you’re super speedy and super nice, I’ll even find a […]

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