Hi Lovebirds! I hope you’re all going to have a wonderful safe time this New Year’s Eve. Enjoy your day tomorrow! Regular Heartographer business starts back up on the 2nd; I’m looking forward to getting back into the swing of things with y’all.
I wrote a silly little piece of Medium about New Year’s Resolutions, and how they’re mostly bunk but we seem to make them anyway. Go read it here if you like! Or be lazy and just read this excerpt so you know what you’re getting into:
When I empty the Roomba, I will finally remember to disassemble it over the counter instead of the trash can, even though I know that will make an annoying mess on the counter, because that one tiny fucking piece always falls out and then I have to root through the trash with my bare fucking hands like an animal. Or maybe I’ll just by a new Roomba, because WHO DESIGNED THAT PIECE.
Anyway, seeing as how I don’t truly believe in holiday-based resolutions as a form of behavior modification, I didn’t think to run a newsletter with a New Year’s Resolution Coupon! But if you want to kick things into gear because it’s suddenly almost January and you’re sick of binge-watching Netflix alone, let me know. I’ll cut you a Resolution Deal. :)