Dating profile of a professional diva

A pal of mine recently tweeted a link to RuPaul’s Plenty of Fish Profile, and I just have have HAVE to share it with you. Pics aside, let’s look at an excerpt, i.e. the entire “About Me” setting, at the time of this writing:

About Me

I was 8 when my sister suggested I also use a capital letter “P” when signing my name and I have ever since. When I meet a new person they usually notice my height, my smile and my laugh. Anyone who wears false eyelashes between 9am and 5pm is a motherf%king genius in my book and if you wear a wig, hairpiece or merkin, I bow down to you. I believe white pumps are the sign of a true hooker.

My favorite quote:
WHEN YOU HEAR THIS IN THE CLUB
YOU’RE GONNA TURN THIS SH*T UP
YOU’RE GONNA TURN THIS SH*T UP
YOU’RE GONNA TURN THIS SH*T UP
–WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

You can call me he, you can call me she, you can call me Regis & Kathy Lee. Just call me.

Source: POF, via LipSyncForYourLife

Ladies and gentlemen, THAT is how you inject some levity and personality and flair into an online dating profile. Be playful. Be gently profane. Add some insight and some genuine soul. Hats/wigs off to you, RPC.
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